DREAMS

   "Ho incontrato quest'uomo molto spesso negli ultimi anni. Un alto, oscuro uomo mi mostra delle immagini e mi chiede se riesco a riconoscere il logo di Linux Mint 20.3 "Una" MATE Edition. In realtà in questa immagine non c'è un logo raffigurato, bensì era rittrato il volto dell'uomo davanti a me. A questo punto di solito mi sveglio, sentendomi in pace con me stesso. Altre volte gli incontri continuano. A volte mi ritrovo davanti una tomba, nello specifico la tomba di itis@lab*-pc* (*ignoto), inserisco una pen-drive con installato al suo interno il noto "Kali Linux" ma mi accorgo che manca le password."

   "Mi sono innamorata di lui sin(x) dalla prima volta che l'ho visto nei corridoi della scuola. Però se ci penso devo ammettere che e molto attraente, tanto quanto Kali Linux. Eppure ogni volta mi srand(time(NULL)) con la sua tastiera yamaha (qwerty bemolle) e le sue parole. Mi compra sempre tante key license, hard-disk, si vanta spesso della gigabit oppure mi porta a vedere il museo del computer."

   "Ho sempre sognato di root@lab*-pc*. da quanto ho questo privilegio incontro molto spesso quest'uomo mentre faccio rm -rfv /*. Non lo incontro sempre, ma molto spesso. Lui non ha bisogno del permesso per questi privilegi, lui comanda. Lui regna. È un uomo di cultura, ma non sono mai riuscita a isegnarli a dire "Windows". Lui ha sempre odiato le finestre, e ancora ad oggi devo comprendere il motivo."

   "La prima volta che ho incontrato questo dio avevo problemi al firewall. Ho sognato di un'enorme sala server deserta. A un certo punto appare quest'uomo e inizia a parlarmi di x86 Assembly. Le sue nozioni durarono per ore e ore, fino a quando non arrivò al stampare "Hello, World!". A questo punto mi sorride e mi indica la porta di uscita. Era da quel giorno che iniziai ad incontrarlo frequentemente e mi diede sempre consigli su Assembly, C e Linux."

   "I have never had homosexual relationships or even fantasies. But I dream about having sexing with this man all the time. I must admit he has a lot of imagination and he pleases me. Sometimes when I wake up I discover I have had a nocturnal emission."

   "I saw this man in my dream, dressed as Santa Klaus. When he showed up I felt so happy, just like when I was a little girl. Then he smiled at me and his head became a balloon,floating in the air above me, but no matter how hard I tried to catch it, I just couldn't reach it."

   " I dreamt of this man when I was in the 10th grade. He hasn't been in any recurring dreams just one very memorable and terrifying dream. In my dream I was stuck in a room sitting on a stool. A few feet away from me there was a television set. I was 'visited' by two men I had never seen before (not 'this man') and they both attacked me. I woke up covered in sweat and tears and I was screaming. I somehow fell asleep then I found myself back in the room. I started screaming and crying. Then This Man showed up on the screen. I begged him to not harm me. He didn't change his blank expression or speak. He slit my throat and I woke up. I suppose he let me out of the nightmare but I couldn't stop thinking about him for weeks. I still have some of the sketches I drew of him. I know it's kind of weird."

   " I dreamt this man was in my mirror watching me, saying nothing, and he was wearing glasses. He never moved the entire time I saw him, he was like a statue, so still."

   " I dreamt this man... was Brazilian and very handsome. He was a schoolteacher type with 6 fingers on his right hand. He said if the US had a nuclear disaster: go North!"

   " I have seen this man in 3 completely different dreams. He was slightly different from the picture, but I recognized him immedialely. He appeared suddenly and disappeared in the same manner. His message in all 3 of my dreams was:" It's all over". That was repeated 3 times in each dreams. The differences in the picture and the man in my dreams are: his hair was a little longer in the top; his eyebrows were not as bushy. Other than that, he is identical. I had no fear of him, but many questions."

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